Or just lose our minds.
Bad '60s Batman special effects?
And that, combined with our next door neighbors we've only spoken to like once's semi-pro level fireworks display (they bust them out for pretty much every holiday and sometimes for no discernible reason but they go the biggest for this one) and supplemented with TV fireworks (always DVRed in the case of the downtown Philly ones because they always have the longest, most boring concert ever beforehand and the 'works themselves don't air until like eleven, usually mostly in the range of when the news is supposed to be, so you have to DVR both, and you want to get them in HD of course, so it's this huge chunk of your DVR space, but you feel like you can't not DVR the stupid Philly fireworks since they're local and in the cradle of liberty and all, so you have to decide if you're going to delete "Apocalypto" which you saw in the theaters six years ago and DVRed over a year ago but you might, no you definitely want to rewatch it at some point, or maybe one of the fourteen episodes of "The Mindy Project" you keep meaning to watch because you watched all the previous ones but you just can't bring yourself to ever actually watch another one, or maybe one of Wolfie's nature shows, yeah a nature show that's the ticket, so you get permission from Wolfie to delete the "Snake Wranglers" he says he doesn't want to watch again anyway, yet you feel guilty that it had to be one of his shows and not one of your own obviously hoarded shows, and maybe you've got a problem, maybe you should start watching "Hoarders" again, I think you still have one in your upstairs DVR from 2011, the one with the chicken hoarder . . . ) ahem, anyway. What was I saying? Oh yeah, the 4th.
July 4th is certainly nice around these parts, but the big enchilada, the best day of the year to live in this neighborhood, is the Friday closest to July 4th (July 5th this year), which is when the Ambler Kiwanis Club puts on their big fireworks display at Wissahickon High School. It's definitely one of the biggest pro displays in the suburbs. I remember going to it multiple times growing up, and we always had to park super far away then walk, sometimes on a really busy road, then find a place to sit in the field with the huge crowd. But now that we live on the same street as the school, we just have to drag out some lawn chairs to the end of the driveway and enjoy the show.
This is the day we have the big BBQ party. It feels like a less stressful Thanksgiving in July, plus kind of like Mardi Gras at the end when all the random strangers are wandering down our semi-shut-off street. I make gross Jello shots nobody actually wants (Arnold Palmer and "Red" flavored this year), we make some basics and people bring other good stuff, we bust out the smores, everyone has a good time. Earlier this year I was tearing up thinking about how we might already have moved far away by the time the fireworks rolled around this year. It's probably my favorite thing about this house, it makes the neighborhood seem so wonderfully Rockwellian Americana. While I do wish we had the moving plans locked down already, I am super glad we got to enjoy the fireworks one more time here this year.
Eli got inspired during an art session earlier in the week to make a huge display of pictures of "Eli City" for the party.
The sign on top reads "Welcome to Eli's Art Galery"
Since school ended, Mommy has been carrying Opal around in the Bjorn almost all day every day while running up and down and all around wrangling dudes. Her favorite thing is watching her bros, and while the Bjorn makes it easier to give her a good seat to the bro show than pure arm carrying, it still kind of is breaking my back and neck. So after some mother daughter posing -
Matching strawberry dresses almost unintentional
I heeded my aching back and let others Bjorn the young miss for a while.
Of course you can see the aforementioned Jello shots in the Daddy pic. I thought the Arnold Palmer Jello Shots, despite being extremely difficult to say without either slowing down or having your words turn to mush (at least if you have a gorgeous Philly accent like we do), would be the big hit of the party. Sweet tea vodka is the zenith of modern invention, after all. But the red were actually slightly more palatable. Oh who am I kidding, everyone hated all of them.
The face of pure enjoyment
Alan just got a smooth infusion
But we bought special spoons!
Not helping I guess
Lovin' that ice tea refreshment
Maybe actually lovin' it?
Hide your pain for the sake of the baby
Of course you all might know that I do have a sadistic side when it comes to serving food and drink to guests, so I suppose I was satisfied with the reception after all. I can't believe I didn't take a picture of our annual fireworks visitors, Shoshana (my friend from back when I was Eli's age!) and her sister Aliza. I could have sworn I took one of Shoshana forcing down the Jello, but I guess not. The big boys cavorted around the yard:
and we all ate, then it was time for fireworks:
Eli and Wolfie were totally loving it, as they always have. Eli a couple of years ago jumped and cheered for the entire lengthy display, then for several months afterwards was entertained by Youtube fireworks displays (I remember one of his faves was a New Year's display in Sydney). Wolfie likes them in a more quiet way. I remember when he was around Zeb's age and fixated on the color green he delighted in pointing out the green fireworks. Two years ago he famously holiday-gorging-on-chips barfed right before the display, necessitating a rushed bath and resulting in him viewing the display naked in a zebra towel on Grandpa Teddy's lap:
Note that second pic from 2011 with background barfed Woog. Eli is wearing the same shirt Wolfie wore last night! Too fast, too fast! Also note that baby Zeb is totally chillaxing in my lap. Not so last night. Zeb, while he enjoyed the fireworks on TV earlier in the day, buried his face in my lap and declared in a loud but relatively calm voice that he didn't like this and wanted to go inside. Grandpa Teddy obliged. Opal we knew wouldn't be cool from when she freaked out at the neighbor's display the night before, so Nic stayed inside with her most of the time, but he had a good view from the window in our room. I tried to relieve him a couple of times but the view was pretty good, and Opal had gone to sleep but in a resisting-crib-or-arm-transfer kind of way. I still feel guilty though.
We somehow didn't end up going to the carnival at the elementary school last night (another fun thing in the 'hood, and we get to anticipate it the week before by taking walks up to the parking lot and watching as the rides and booths appear), so we're going up there tonight. Since I'm not pregnant for once, I'll actually be able to ride some rides maybe! Good times, good times.